We’re Tory – a poem

We’re Tory

 

We’re Tory! We’re Tory!

If you like the EU you’re history.

We’re Tory! We’re Tory!

Sticking in knives – nice and gory.

 

We love Cummings

We love the rich

Make the poor poorer

Ain’t life a bitch!

We’re the Tories

The Eton crew

We know we’re worth it

We’re better than you!

 

Lurch to the right

Into the ditch

Loaded with lies

Delivering the pitch.

Who cares about mandates

Or democracy

All that matters

Is our victory.

 

We’re Tory! We’re Tory!

If you like the EU you’re history.

We’re Tory! We’re Tory!

Sticking in knives – nice and gory.

 

Opher 4.9.2019