Yes – I have looked at the candidates and think that my pet rat could do a better job than any of these so I have decided to run against them.
Here is my manifesto:
I would immediately revoke article 50 and save the country from ruin.
I will kick all extreme right-wingers out of the party (basically most of them).
I will cut off all ties with big business.
I will plug all those tax loopholes.
I will properly fund all the public services.
I will raise the basic wage.
I would ensure that all workers’ rights are properly protected.
I would overhaul the welfare system to ensure people were treated fairly and given incentives to work.
I will introduce student grants instead of loans.
I will raise taxes for corporations and the rich.
I will nationalise the railways, electricity and gas.
I will subsidise all green energy initiatives.
I would look to protect nature across the whole country and beyond!!
I would then disband the Tory party so that they can never inflict their injustices on us again!
So vote for Opher Goodwin – a Leader who really cares!!
Opher Goodwin for PM!!