I was greatly impressed by this piece of satirical writing concerning Trump’s visit to Putin. It summed up a lot of things in one short piece.
Try visiting Dave Dubyas Freedom Rants. There’s some great stuff!
http://www.davedubya.com/2018/07/putin-and-his-puppet-love-story.html
Putin And His Puppet: A Love Story
The big meeting every sane person dreads is upon us.
I’m no psychic, but….Putin’s going have an entertaining, and very rewarding, day for sure. Secrets will be spilled. After all, “No Puppet” Don likes to make a good impression with Russians, and Vlad will expect juicier stuff than their ambassador got in the exclusive (of Americans) Oval Office meeting.
First Putin will stroke the Big MAGAt’s ego with praise for being a strong leader. Tit for tat stuff.
Then Vlad will remind him who their real enemies are; liberals, the free press, Democrats, democracy, NATO, etc. The usual scapegoats for authoritarians.
Putin will likely pander to Trump’s racism by praising him for abusing and traumatizing brown mothers and children. Vlad will note with delight the birther lies and frequent blame leveled at Obama, and then share a big laugh at how the Black guy’s policies are being reversed.
Then they’ll have a nice back slapping, two-minute hate just for Hillary.
Putin will congratulate and thank our president for inviting him to hack Democrats and help defeat Hillary. He’ll urge his American Government Of Putin into more discrediting, obstruction and harassment for the FBI. Then they will proceed to solemnly agree there was no interference in the election.
Afterwards, Putin will advise Trump to offer more appeasement to Kim Jong Un, because it makes fools of the press and critics. More trade war tariffs against allies will be urged as well. THAT’ll teach that nasty woman and those weak Democrats a lesson!
Putin will then praise the Big MAGAt for all his big winning ideas.
As the Big MAGAt goes out the door, Putin will casually mention the hotel room video, and offer his condolences for such a small penis. Vlad will encourage our president, though. “A good way to compensate is by making people you hate suffer”, adding, “Nothing feels better than hurting people, correct, my little puppet?”
The Big MAGAt will thank his mentor, and head home with freshly renewed resentment, anger, and hate for all Americans who support that unfair and totally rigged witch hunt.