Scientists – a poem

Scientists

 

Scientists do not know what they are doing!

Electricity doesn’t work!

Evolution and the Big Bang – Ha!

They’re just a bunch of berks.

We know the sun goes round the Earth

And that the planet’s really flat!

The bible says it’s Adam and Eve

So that’s the end of that!

Scientists do not have all the answers

Or the missing link.

They argue amongst themselves

So we don’t know what to think!

 

We don’t trust scientists at all;

We’d rather trust our wits!

Global warming, deforestation?

We don’t believe the shits.

 

Scientists are a bunch of twats

They haven’t got a clue.

They don’t know what they’re talking about

No more than me or you.

 

For I believe in faith

It’s far better than fact.

It doesn’t have to make sense

Even if details are lacked.

 

Opher 26.12.2017

 

 

There is a new age of superstition and ignorance where science is disbelieved. They’d rather believe in magic and old archaic books full of man-made cultural garbage.

Instead of confronting the problems and wrongs we are able to ignore them and pretend they are not happening. We can say that the scientists don’t know what they are talking about; they don’t have all the answers. We know better. Scientists are too political. They’ve been bought off. There is so much bad science.

Instead of looking at the great benefits science has given us we’d rather put blind faith in things that have no substance – religion and internet sites.

There is no truth. There is only belief.

Bollocks.

Science doesn’t have all the answers but internet sites and religion are pure garbage. A good skeptical cynicism is fine but faith in garbage is foolish.