A Day with my Granddad.

My Granddad was a meat porter in Smithfield Market. I don’t know why I spent the day with my. I was only seven years old. Perhaps my Mum was ill? But it was a day I remember well.

I went up to London with my Dad. He worked in Fleet Street. He dropped me off with my Granddad at the Market. I was a tiny little shy boy at the time and it was all very daunting…….. but exciting.

My Granddad had started work at Five o’clock in the morning and so all the heavy work was done by the time I got there at around Eight o’clock. The first thing he did was show me off to all his mates. They ruffled my hair and grinned at me and pressed half crowns into my hand. That’s what cockney’s seemed to do for luck. They pressed your hands with silver. They were a terrifying bunch – all great burly, loud men in white coats which were blood smeared on their right shoulders where they’d carried the carcasses out of the lorries. My Granddad was the exception. He was a little thin wiry man. But he pulled his weight. He made sure of that.

They were unloading the last of the lorries. The big carcasses of cows, sheep and pigs were hanging on hooks. They’d come in fresh from the abattoir. The meat porters job was to carry them from the lorry to the respective stalls where the butchers cut and sawed the meat into their respective trays.

When the last lorry was empty they took me off to the café for a hearty breakfast of sausage, bacon, eggs and fried bread washed down with big mugs of tea. They were a happy bunch with much banter and laughter.

Then it was back to the market to load up lorries with the select cuts. I watched as the lugged the big white boxes around and shared jokes with the butchers who were slicing and sawing the carcasses.

My Granddad took me to see where they used to burn Catholics. I was too young to understand what that was all about back then. I’ve learnt about it since and gone back to that same place.The times of religious intolerance; the conflict with Catholic Europe; the politics and religion; the brutal theocracy and heartfelt beliefs. Those poor people were tortured and then burnt at the stake facing the church. If they wanted them to die fast they stacked up the tinder. If they wanted them to die slowly they did not stack it so high. If the wind blew in the wrong direction it took longer. That was the Christian way – Protestant against Catholic – intrigue and revolution – fifth columnists and plotting – torture and death. It drew quite a crowd. They took the whole family to witness the burnings, to hear the screams and take in the spectacle. It was what passed for entertainment along with the bull baiting, cock fighting, dog fights and bear baiting.

We have improved.

Then it was off to the café for an extended lunch.

Looking back I can see that it was hard work but there was a great camaraderie among those men. I was proud of my Granddad with his gory white coat. He and his companions made quite an impression on a seven year old lad. They didn’t put me off meat though. I don’t think that seemed real to me.

I’m glad I went for that day.

7 thoughts on “A Day with my Granddad.

    1. Yes, despite the gruesome nature of the work it is a day that has stuck with me all down the years. I can still picture it in my head. I got the impression that my Granddad was proud of me and liked showing me off and I was proud of him and how strong he was and how he was one of that cheerful bunch of men. There was something honest about it.

  1. Hey dude, Namaste 🙂

    This was fun read: the macabre edge of saccharine nostalgia, I liked it, sort of quirky, and certainly my sort of memory in that it would have been so unusual to everyday as to be shock and awe, hence exciting on uncharted levels. I imagine the venue was thriving, all busy busy and bustling. It would have left quite an impression with me. I enjoyed the imagery. Thanks for sharing: a heart-warming story on a chilly evening.

    The running order of your thoughts through the post made me smile: ‘slicing and sawing the carcasses’ led to ‘burning Catholics’, whilst ‘dog-fighting and bear-baiting’ led to a ‘extended lunch.’ What did you eat? lol 🙂 I like your humour, thanks for the smile 🙂

    As an aside, for a good few years I worked in retailing, in supermarket retailing. On many occasions I’ve shoulder-lifted sides of both pork and beef…and they are heavy! You have to pass a metal hook through the tendon on the ankle and then lift them over your head to hang ’em in the fridge. I used to do it in a white shirt and tie and never once spilled a drop of claret on the shirt.

    Oh, remind me to tell you about the ‘chicken gun’ my dad once showed me in the factory of an aeronautical design and development company. Talk about horror on the eye! They used it for testing windshield glass and polymers against mid-air bird strike! Ewwww 😉

    Catch ya later alligator 🙂

    Namaste 🙂

    DN

    1. Thanks for that Dewin. I’m glad you got the juxtapositions.
      I’ll look forward to the chicken gun.
      See you soon big baboon,
      Opher

  2. This is a great anecdote – I felt very happy about not being a Catholic anymore! Unbelievable brutality back then! We didn’t stop public hangings her until the late 1860s.

    1. It was brutal. Have you read Hilary Mantell’s books – Wolf Hall and Bring Up The Bodies. They tell the story.

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